March 2010
26 posts
idk, wtf, lol…… sums me up….
-peter depp
I tried to facefuck him, I mean facebook him…. I think that’s a Freudian slip?
guess nap time isnt happening….. time to drink redbull and coffee, three bumps of coke, half a rock of crystal meth…. then I might be half awake…. oh and beer……
so Ricky Martin is obviously the last person to figure out he was gay…. Really? who didn’t know that…….. Just waiting for Anderson Cooper to quit denying it….
wow! red bull does give you wings and a boner!
– peter depp
Parenting Tip # 59 Make Ridiculous Promises to... →
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Over heard a convo at work word for word, “momma didn’t raise no dummy bitches”.
Don’t call it a hangover I’ve been drunk for years
Listening to the radio and the song Jessie’s Girl came on. Never listened to the lyrics. Very stalker scary. Rick Springfield needs a part 2 where he kills them both. He seems a little unstable with his lust for his best friends girl.
call me a drama queen, but I like to watch it all unravel.. I enjoy instigating...
– peter depp
If I gave you pretty enough words, Could you paint a picture of us that works,...
– atreyu
And like the lion I sit and wait for my prey. My bite is only words yet you...
– peter depp
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